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Friday, 10 April 2009 19:17
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Neurohacking Tutorial 3 - Functional Analysis
Functional Analysis Part One
Functional Analysis Part 2
Functional Analysis Part 3
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Part 2

[Proceed in exactly the same way as for part one, counting how many ‘yes’ scores you get for each section]

 

Section A
  • I sometimes use physical violence and fighting when it’s not really necessary in order to preserve my life
  • I’m very fussy about what I eat
  • I’ve had quite a few accidents
  • I sleep loads too much
  • I often trip or knock things over
  • Happiness depends on feeling physically satisfied
  • I take a lot of risks, usually because I’m bored
  • Rules are made to be broken
  • I’m clinically obese
  • I need coffee, tea, cigarettes or sugar to get me going in the mornings
  • I love watching sports like football or boxing, I get very excited
  • I don’t see anything wrong with giving somebody a slapping now and again
  • I find it very difficult to sit still for any length of time
  • Sex, drugs and rock & roll are all I’m interested in, but I do them all plenty
  • I get migraines or bad headaches often
  • When I’m upset I yell at people and sometimes hit them
  • My mates are more important to me than any sex partner
  • A massage would make me horny and I’d want sex
  • I need a lot of physical contact
  • I am a bit sex mad
  • I like to think I look tough
  • I’m hypersensitive to smell
  • I eat lots of ‘junk’ food and I’m probably overweight
  • When I get stressed out I eat too much
  • I like an excuse to give somebody a kicking
  • I have a very short temper
  • I’m hyperactive
  • I guess I’m quite clumsy
  • I am often quite aggressive
  • I throw, break, kick or punch things when I get angry
  • I love pornography
  • ‘Love’ is the same thing as sex really
  • I’m very military and precise in my movements
  • I would be happy to join the armed forces just to kick some ass
  • I seem to be accident-prone
  • I swear all the time and if people don’t like it, fuck them
  • I guess I’m a bit of a rebel
  • I couldn’t do a job where you have to sit still all day; I’d go crazy
  • I’d be happy to take any drug as long as it got me high
  • When I get worried I tend to drink too much or use drugs

 

COUNT YOUR ‘YES’ SCORES AND WRITE THIS NUMBER ON YOUR ASSESSMENT SHEET IN THE COLUMN LABELLED ‘Your Network Scores’, ROW ‘N1&2’ BESIDE THE LETTER ‘O’. (Example below)

 

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Section B
  • I usually base decisions solely on my intuition
  • I couldn’t ever be monogamous; I don’t think it’s natural
  • I’m a bit of a drama queen
  • I feel guilty when I do something bad
  • I think I’m quite paranoid; I don’t really trust anyone
  • I get depressed fairly often
  • I have an anxiety disorder
  • I can get possessive about a sexual partner
  • I guess I could be described as ‘a bit manic’
  • I hate materialism; breadheads suck
  • I get jealous
  • When I’m upset I complain, or I cry a lot
  • I enjoy keeping pets
  • I hate silence; if I’m alone I don’t feel happy unless there’s music playing or a TV/radio on
  • I want to believe
  • I get very sentimental over cute things like fluffy puppies and babies and stuff
  • Happiness depends on luck, destiny or fate
  • When trying to get an object [e.g., car, big box] into a narrow space I can never tell whether it will fit or not just by looking
  • There is one particular band/TV show/actor that I am really crazy about
  • I’m an environmental activist
  • I’m very religious and/or superstitious, or I believe in the paranormal
  • I use drugs or alcohol almost all of the time
  • I get embarrassed easily
  • People tell me I overreact to minor problems
  • When I’m upset I seek the company of friends
  • I’m a very sentimental person
  • I get bored often
  • I get obsessed with people if I’m attracted to them
  • The love you feel for a child is not the same love you feel for a sex partner
  • I have nightmares
  • I have in the past or now do suffer from schizophrenia
  • I have panic attacks
  • Happiness depends on being in harmony with nature
  • I have some really bad relationships
  • My mood swings are extreme
  • I go on protest marches for causes I believe in
  • On the whole I dislike technology
  • I am quite an anxious person; I worry a lot
  • I’m into loads of ‘new age’ stuff
  • I believe that humans were far wiser in the ancient past

 

COUNT YOUR ‘YES’ SCORES AND WRITE THIS NUMBER ON YOUR ASSESSMENT SHEET IN THE COLUMN LABELLED ‘Your Network Scores’, ROW ‘N3’ BESIDE THE LETTER ‘O’.

 

Section C
  • I am a good, straight, upright, god-fearing person
  • I think I’m actively conservative
  • I have, or think I may have, bipolar disorder
  • Stealing is always wrong
  • Children shouldn’t have the same rights as adults, obviously
  • I don’t trust strangers, especially foreigners
  • I suppose I am quite predictable
  • When I’m worried, I try to solve things through legal channels
  • I think an honest day’s pay for an honest day’s work is one of the finest things in life
  • Most people have accidents because they don’t follow safety rules enough
  • I consider myself a patriot
  • I think monogamy is vital in a sexual relationship; partners should be faithful
  • I believe that school days are the happiest days of your life
  • Happiness depends on fitting in with your society, your neighbors, and the  economy
  • I’m probably a bit sexist
  • I think it’s important to make children fit in with society at an early age
  • I wouldn’t let my teenage kids stay out late
  • I think law-enforcement is very important
  • I believe that you have to work to live
  • When I feel bad it’s usually somebody else’s fault
  • I have strong political opinions
  • I don’t think old people should have equal rights
  • I know we’re all sinners, but I do my best to be a good person
  • When I’m in conflict with someone I use the law or company policy to resolve it
  • I am strictly honest with everyone even if it gets me into trouble
  • I don’t think women should have equal rights to men
  • Happiness depends on a good job, friendly neighbors, and a faithful partner by your side
  • I respect authority
  • I don’t believe in sex before marriage
  • I have been accused of being racist
  • I believe that humans will not change much in the future
  • I think it’s very important to vote in elections
  • I believe homosexuality is wrong
  • I go to church/temple/mosque/synagogue etc. regularly
  • I think it is important to discipline children with smacking if they’re naughty
  • I think it’s fair to shoot people for trespassing
  • I believe we should enforce the death penalty for serious crime
  • I support the military
  • I think people on welfare are just lazy scroungers or drug addicts
  • I think it is very important that criminals are punished

 

COUNT YOUR ‘YES’ SCORES AND WRITE THIS NUMBER ON YOUR ASSESSMENT SHEET IN THE COLUMN LABELLED ‘Your Network Scores’, ROW ‘N4’ BESIDE THE LETTER ‘O’.

 

Section D
  • I’m a materialist; money is very important to me
  • When I see something I want, I can’t think of anything else till I get it
  • I guess I’m a bit of a snob
  • I’m very strict about my appearance and always look tidy
  • I believe that asking others for help is a sign of weakness
  • I’m not easy to get to know
  • I worry a lot about what other people will think of me
  • I think I’m extraordinarily good looking
  • I need to be the centre of attention
  • People say I’m arrogant
  • When I’m upset with someone I sulk, stonewall them or refuse to see them
  • I interrupt people a lot
  • I’m always trying to draw attention to myself
  • I wouldn’t employ someone if they had no qualifications, even if they had experience
  • I’m very self-interested
  • Happiness depends on your status
  • I tend to criticise other people a lot
  • I could read well by the age of six
  • I never share anything unless I have to
  • I always analyse things in a reductionistic manner
  • I would love to be famous
  • I hate it when people don’t notice me
  • I think IQ is very important
  • I have been called miserly, mean with money, or a tightass
  • Happiness is being the centre of admiring attention
  • I think of myself as better than most people
  • Happiness depends on how clever you are
  • I never lend money or goods to anyone for any reason
  • I spend a great deal of money and time on my appearance
  • I get on better with machines than people
  • I seek friendships with certain people only in order to improve my social status
  • I believe that humans will be much wiser in the future
  • I am rarely able to stop thinking about my problems
  • I have or think I may have an obsessive-compulsive disorder
  • I’m probably a very domineering individual
  • There are so many things great about me I can’t understand why anyone would dislike me
  • I don’t care about others, I just look after myself
  • 'Every man for himself' could be my motto
  • Happiness depends on how much money you’ve got
  • When someone suggests a new project, my first thoughts are ‘what’s in it for me?

 

COUNT YOUR ‘YES’ SCORES AND WRITE THIS NUMBER ON YOUR ASSESSMENT SHEET IN THE COLUMN LABELLED ‘Your Network Scores’, ROW ‘N5’ BESIDE THE LETTER ‘O’.

 

Section E
  • I’m pretty disorganized even though I always seem to be tidying up
  • I double book appointments because I forget what I’m doing and when
  • I think I’m quite stubborn
  • I’m a control freak
  • When I resolve to achieve something, I run into obstacles that keep me from reaching my goals
  • I’m very impulsive
  • I worry about the future all the time
  • I procrastinate
  • Happiness depends on controlling everybody else in your life
  • I worry a lot about the possible repercussions of events before they’ve even happened
  • No matter how much I accomplish, I have a nagging feeling that I should be doing more
  • Happiness is having life all worked out and under control
  • I try to do too many things at once
  • I buy stuff I don’t really want, on impulse
  • I am easily distracted by noise
  • It’s a waste of time to try and talk me out of my decisions
  • I’m not content to do anything unless I’m responsible for everything
  • I change things all the time, trying to get them ‘just right’, but I’m rarely satisfied
  • I spend so much time planning things I never have time to do them
  • People never seem to understand my explanations even when they’re really detailed
  • I am never satisfied I have enough information to make decisions
  • When I plan something I always think of lots of worst case scenarios and get put off the idea
  • I do now or have in the past suffer from obsessive-compulsive disorder
  • I’m very impatient
  • I spend a lot of time planning revenge against enemies
  • I’m a megalomaniac
  • I can never seem to explain anything in a simple manner
  • Happiness depends on power
  • I always make sure I get my own way
  • I always seem to overcomplicate things somehow
  • I am or have been addicted to gambling /strategy games
  • I think spontaneity is far too dangerous, people never consider all the risks
  • I always plan how to chat someone up before I make the attempt
  • I feel I have to have absolute control over my own life
  • I think I’d have to learn to read music before I could play a musical instrument
  • I wouldn’t visit anywhere unless I knew a lot about the place
  • I’d love to be the king of a country
  • I have to be in a position of authority at work or I can’t handle it
  • I really lose my temper when others fail to keep appointments
  • I always tell people how to solve their problems but they don’t usually act on  my advice

 

COUNT YOUR ‘YES’ SCORES AND WRITE THIS NUMBER ON YOUR ASSESSMENT SHEET IN THE COLUMN LABELLED ‘Your Network Scores’, ROW ‘N6’ BESIDE THE LETTER ‘O’.

 

Then go on to part three below.

 

 



Last Updated on Sunday, 18 April 2010 15:48